Yep.  It’s done.  Practically irreversible.

I KNOW there are a bunch of you reading this thinking “What could DOUG have possibly done that would be unthinkable!?”

Let me eliminate a few things.

I didn’t buy a Ford vehicle.

I did NOT have a vasectomy.  (I know some of da boys were thinking of that one!)

I did not skip bacon this morning at breakfast cuz I’m worried about cholesterol.

I did not turn my back on Ninjutsu in favor of a weenie martial art.

Far more drastic.

Far more life changing.

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